Day 10: A particularly scary monster based on a traditionally adorable animal like rabbits, small dogs, etc.
Embercat kittens occasionally wander into towns seeking cuddles. When the cuddles inexplicably stop, it moves on.
Hannibal Lecter could play Ke$ha’s Cannibal while serving “long pork” and wearing an apron that reads “Mrs Lovett’s meat pies” and saying “I aspire to serve humanity”
and Jack Crawford would just be like “thanks Dr. Lecter can you consult on something because Will Graham’s a sicko”
Because the witch/wizard dichotomy of the magical world didn’t fit them, nonbinary students started coming up with non-gendered terms. Genderfluid Luna decided she liked “wix” the best because it resembled “mix” while keeping the wi of witch and wizard, and now the Quibbler refers to the magical community exclusively as “the wixen world.”
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
"The cold never bothered me anyway"